Wednesday, January 11, 2006

dammit! busted!!!

bread seized by feds.
dammit!! this is the only bread i eat, and 30,000 loaves have been seized by the feds.
damndamndamn!!!! i have two loaves in my refrigerator. OMG!!



I don't know if I should flush it, smoke it, or sell it at a certain cafe on the west bank.

french meadow bakery bust

11 comments:

Rob Gregory Browne said...

Well, thank god the feds are finally getting serious about this War on Bread. I mean, kamut is okay. But spelt?

I say throw it in jail, torture it, then send it home to momma for an extra lickin' or two.

anne frasier said...

LOL!


anybody know a good bail bondsman?

jason evans said...

Hmm. I never knew spelt was spelt spelt.

Anyway, Anne, remember Martha Stewart! Do not hinder the investigation in any way. If the Feds want spelt, given 'em spelt.

You don't want to check into the greystone apartments as an example if the Bakery beats the rap.

emeraldcite said...

My guess is that they'll hold it without any charges for at least three years.

By then, it'll be stale and the public will forget french meadow ever existed.

Spelt. What spelt.

Jeff said...

"sell it at a certain cafe`on the west bank."

Probably the best idea, but only if you can get top dollar on the black market. :)

anne frasier said...

i've decided to rig up grow lights in the basement.

Mark Pettus said...

Make sure you hide extension cords, and borrow electricity from your neighbors... that's how they catch you, you know.

Woman's Bread? Not gonna comment. Nope. Wouldn't be prudent.

anne frasier said...

women's bread is the crap they gave me because they were "out" of spelt. right. now i know what was really going on. women's bread has soy nuts and sunflower seeds and cranberries and junk like that. you probably guessed -- it's for menopause! they also have men's bread. not sure what that's for.... hmm...

Jer said...

It's got Viagra in it.

anne frasier said...

jer, there were so many things i started to say here but decided i'd better not. :D

anne frasier said...

i scored two bricks today.
woo-hoo!!