Friday, December 15, 2006

a story from me to you



hey, i wrote a little christmas story for you guys over at
Muzzle Flash. the title is SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER, so you know it has to be sweet, right? come on. go read it. it'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy.

18 comments:

Anne McAllister said...

Ah, you have a kangaroo, too! I have a Christmas kangaroo across the road from me. Check it out on my blog!

Patrick Shawn Bagley said...

There's something inexplicably dirty about that bottom photo.

And the flash story was good, too. When I was little we settled for yanking on Santa's beard.

Alex Adams said...

That's the first Christmas story that has ever made me smile. And they call me a Humbug :D

(Santa and clowns *shiver*)

anne frasier said...

anne, that is hilarious about the kangaroos! now you need to find a third one in an odd place and you'll have good luck. (i just made that up, but it could be true.)

patrick, oh yeah. that bottom picture is disturbingly great. :)

alex, LOL! santas don't bother me as much as clowns, but they come close. i can remember forcing my daughter to sit on santa's lap because my mother-in-law demanded it. i hate that i did that. now i would tell the hag to *edit and censor*.

Alex Adams said...

Hey, we have the same mother-outlaw! :D (mine's favorite hobby is poking in my purse. I'm considering keeping Virgin Mary sex toy in there just to freak her out)

Santas bother me because they always look like they'd rather be making a grab for someone's wobbly bits. ;)

Ever seen Bad Santa?

Sandra Ruttan said...

Warm & Fuzzy? Am I on the right blog?

anne frasier said...

alex, why not do the VM sex toy gag for christmas? i think that would work especially well if all of you went to church together, then you ask ma-in-law she'd mind getting a kleenex from your purse. oh, but that would be bad if she didn't know what it was and let some little kid play with it. we're bad.

i haven't seen bad santa. i need to do that.

sandra, i'm legally changing my name to warm fuzzy. i think it will look good on my next book.

COLD AND DEAD by Warm Fuzzy or maybe just my middle name. anne warm and fuzzy frasier. i like it.
books will be flying off the shelves.

emeraldcite said...

Enjoyed the story. Nicely done!

Sandra Ruttan said...

"COLD AND DEAD by Warm Fuzzy or maybe just my middle name. anne warm and fuzzy frasier. i like it.
books will be flying off the shelves."

I think you're on to something there Anne. ;)

Dee said...

Sandra said, "I think you're on to something there, Anne." I think the "to" in that sentence was a typo! I know, I know, blogger is screwing up again...right?!?

anne frasier said...

thanks, emeraldcite!
sandra, lol!

dee, i wish i could post photos here. i have the perfect one to follow up that comment. :D

Heather Harper said...

After reading your FF, I'm officially ready to celebrate Christmas. ;)

(If this posts twice, I apologize now. Damn blogger.)

Sandra Ruttan said...

LOL Dee!

Hulles said...

I'm a little skeptical about "Anne Warm and Fuzzy Frasier." It leaves entirely too much to the imagination. People will think you're a stripper or something. Or at least a bawd. Whatever that is. XO.

anne frasier said...

heather, maybe this story will turn into a family tradition. i remember my mother reading the little matchgirl to my younger brother while he was eating. he started sobbing so hard that lucky charms poured from his wide-open mouth. this story would have made a good follow up.

anne frasier said...

hulles,
oh, man! that's too bad. i guess i'll swith back to my old middle name: toiling in obscurity.

swith. hehe.

Daniel Hatadi said...

Damn you give good flash, Anne. A perfect start to the holidays! :)

Although that kangaroo, it disturbs me...

anne frasier said...

thank you, daniel. :)
nothing like a snow kangaroo with her snow joey.