hey, i wrote a little christmas story for you guys over at Muzzle Flash. the title is SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER, so you know it has to be sweet, right? come on. go read it. it'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy.
anne, that is hilarious about the kangaroos! now you need to find a third one in an odd place and you'll have good luck. (i just made that up, but it could be true.)
patrick, oh yeah. that bottom picture is disturbingly great. :)
alex, LOL! santas don't bother me as much as clowns, but they come close. i can remember forcing my daughter to sit on santa's lap because my mother-in-law demanded it. i hate that i did that. now i would tell the hag to *edit and censor*.
Hey, we have the same mother-outlaw! :D (mine's favorite hobby is poking in my purse. I'm considering keeping Virgin Mary sex toy in there just to freak her out)
Santas bother me because they always look like they'd rather be making a grab for someone's wobbly bits. ;)
alex, why not do the VM sex toy gag for christmas? i think that would work especially well if all of you went to church together, then you ask ma-in-law she'd mind getting a kleenex from your purse. oh, but that would be bad if she didn't know what it was and let some little kid play with it. we're bad.
i haven't seen bad santa. i need to do that.
sandra, i'm legally changing my name to warm fuzzy. i think it will look good on my next book.
COLD AND DEAD by Warm Fuzzy or maybe just my middle name. anne warm and fuzzy frasier. i like it. books will be flying off the shelves.
Sandra said, "I think you're on to something there, Anne." I think the "to" in that sentence was a typo! I know, I know, blogger is screwing up again...right?!?
I'm a little skeptical about "Anne Warm and Fuzzy Frasier." It leaves entirely too much to the imagination. People will think you're a stripper or something. Or at least a bawd. Whatever that is. XO.
heather, maybe this story will turn into a family tradition. i remember my mother reading the little matchgirl to my younger brother while he was eating. he started sobbing so hard that lucky charms poured from his wide-open mouth. this story would have made a good follow up.
Anne Frasier, USA Today bestselling author of Hush, Sleep Tight, Play Dead, Pale Immortal, and Garden of Darkness, has been recognized with numerous awards including the RITA and Daphne
du Maurier for romantic suspense. Publishers Weekly says Frasier "has perfected the art of making a reader's skin crawl." The Minneapolis Star Tribune calls her a "master." She divides her time between Minnesota and Wisconsin.
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Ah, you have a kangaroo, too! I have a Christmas kangaroo across the road from me. Check it out on my blog!
There's something inexplicably dirty about that bottom photo.
And the flash story was good, too. When I was little we settled for yanking on Santa's beard.
That's the first Christmas story that has ever made me smile. And they call me a Humbug :D
(Santa and clowns *shiver*)
anne, that is hilarious about the kangaroos! now you need to find a third one in an odd place and you'll have good luck. (i just made that up, but it could be true.)
patrick, oh yeah. that bottom picture is disturbingly great. :)
alex, LOL! santas don't bother me as much as clowns, but they come close. i can remember forcing my daughter to sit on santa's lap because my mother-in-law demanded it. i hate that i did that. now i would tell the hag to *edit and censor*.
Hey, we have the same mother-outlaw! :D (mine's favorite hobby is poking in my purse. I'm considering keeping Virgin Mary sex toy in there just to freak her out)
Santas bother me because they always look like they'd rather be making a grab for someone's wobbly bits. ;)
Ever seen Bad Santa?
Warm & Fuzzy? Am I on the right blog?
alex, why not do the VM sex toy gag for christmas? i think that would work especially well if all of you went to church together, then you ask ma-in-law she'd mind getting a kleenex from your purse. oh, but that would be bad if she didn't know what it was and let some little kid play with it. we're bad.
i haven't seen bad santa. i need to do that.
sandra, i'm legally changing my name to warm fuzzy. i think it will look good on my next book.
COLD AND DEAD by Warm Fuzzy or maybe just my middle name. anne warm and fuzzy frasier. i like it.
books will be flying off the shelves.
Enjoyed the story. Nicely done!
"COLD AND DEAD by Warm Fuzzy or maybe just my middle name. anne warm and fuzzy frasier. i like it.
books will be flying off the shelves."
I think you're on to something there Anne. ;)
Sandra said, "I think you're on to something there, Anne." I think the "to" in that sentence was a typo! I know, I know, blogger is screwing up again...right?!?
thanks, emeraldcite!
sandra, lol!
dee, i wish i could post photos here. i have the perfect one to follow up that comment. :D
After reading your FF, I'm officially ready to celebrate Christmas. ;)
(If this posts twice, I apologize now. Damn blogger.)
LOL Dee!
I'm a little skeptical about "Anne Warm and Fuzzy Frasier." It leaves entirely too much to the imagination. People will think you're a stripper or something. Or at least a bawd. Whatever that is. XO.
heather, maybe this story will turn into a family tradition. i remember my mother reading the little matchgirl to my younger brother while he was eating. he started sobbing so hard that lucky charms poured from his wide-open mouth. this story would have made a good follow up.
hulles,
oh, man! that's too bad. i guess i'll swith back to my old middle name: toiling in obscurity.
swith. hehe.
Damn you give good flash, Anne. A perfect start to the holidays! :)
Although that kangaroo, it disturbs me...
thank you, daniel. :)
nothing like a snow kangaroo with her snow joey.
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