thank you for all of the great laugh suggestions!
you will be seeing many of them right here from now on. i plan to print them out, laminate them, and keep them by my computer. although a couple of terrific entries might not fit.
(i wonder about putting them on a mouse pad...)
many brought a tear to my eye, a few brought several tears.
even though i doubt i'll have a lot of opportunity to use the winning suggestion, my own laugh meter hit the top when i read this mile-long acronym....
( rolling on the floor laughing my freakin' ass off and if I don't stop laughing I'm gonna pee myself and then I'll have to clean everything up and the dogs will wonder why they can't do the same thing on the carpet and that just won't work out for anybody because the next thing you know they'll start telling all the other dogs about it and we'll have a revolution on our hands and the dog owners will come after me with pitchforks and torches like that Frankenstein movie or maybe it was Dracula or was it the wolfman I don't know but I guess it doesn't matter because I'll be run down by pitchfork wielding dog owners with soiled carpets and where was I again? )
the winner is: Stephen Blackmoore
send me your address and i'll put an arc in the mail!
thanks again for all the great ideas!
and for those who didn't win -- i'll be having a few drawings for arcs.