Crapo Park in Burlington, Iowa, is famous for a lot of things. Its breathtaking beauty. The way it's situated on a bluff overlooking the mighty Mississippi. Chief Black Hawk hung out there. It also used to be famous for flashers. The first time I was flashed was along this path. If you follow the trail to the right -- that's where it was. Right around the corner and off the image. The guy's probably still there. Another girl was with me. We were about sixteen. And you can bet we did a lot of screaming and scrambling --
--through heavy vegetation that looked like this:
So this whole ridiculous introduction is to say I'm flashing again. At Kelly's place.
This is my last one. I swear. Really. I'm quitting. This is it. I'll be standing in line at the methadone clinic tomorrow.